How NOT to react to a bad gift

Last class we saw and worked with the following video. For those who want to see it again or haven't seen it yet, here it is:

Step 1

Ask what it is

Begin by dramatically asking, “What is this?” even if it’s patently obvious.

 

Step 2

Look disgusted

As the embarrassed gift giver explains what it is and why she thought it would suit you, maintain the expression of someone who has just stepped in dog doo.

Tip

Hold the offending item by your fingertips, as if you’re afraid of catching something.

 

Step 3

Ask for the receipt

Ask loudly, “You do still have the receipt, don’t you?” so no one doubts that you are going to rid yourself of this abomination as soon as possible.

 

Step 4

Toss it aside

Toss the gift aside, without bothering to re-box it, and open a new one with an eagerness that suggests you’re trying to rid yourself of the memory of the bad gift.

 

Step 5

Ask for cash

Let the gift giver know it would be better going forward if she sticks to cash or gift cards.

 

Step 6

Don't thank them

Don’t bother thanking the gift giver. You don’t want to encourage her.

Fact

Studies show college students consistently undervalue the cost of gifts they receive.